10 Cat Puns - February 20th, 2019

February 20th, 2019

10 Cat Puns that will have you laughing out loud

To all my cat owners and cat lovers’ alike todays blog is all for you! We have 10 cat puns that will have you laughing out loud and maybe even adding these into your daily vocabulary. So, without further ado we hope you enjoy!


1. MEWMENT – Used in place of “moment”. The example given was Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This”. A mewment like this, some kittens wait a lifetime, for a mewment like this, some kittens wait forever, for that one special hiss. 

 

2. CAT-TITUDE – This word isn’t just “attitude” with “cat” spliced in. Does your cat act unimpressed when you try to shower them with your love and attention? If so, this is a prime example of cat-titude. 

 

3. MEOW-SICIAN – This word can be one of two things. It can either be a musician with an affinity for cat-themed songs, or a cat with an affinity for human-themed music. Think Phoebe Buffay’s hit song “Smelly Cat” from Friends.

 

4. CLAW-SOME – You can use claw-some in place of “awesome”. What better way to spice up your vocabulary than by adding more cat phrases? 

 

5. PAW-LEASE – You can use this word for everyone with cat-titude. Pawlease seems to be a popular pet pun as you can use it for both cats or dogs.

 

6. MEOW-NIFICENT – Imagine the movie Maleficent (2014). This fits into the cat vocabulary nicely since this movie is a retelling of Sleeping Beauty a natural curious girl who is faced with inexhaustible sleepiness. That’s pretty cat-like if you ask me.

 

7. CATHLETIC – You would think to use cathletic in the place of athletic but it’s actually just the opposite. Use cathletic for those who are lazy just like a cat. Cathletic people prefer to unwind on a rug in front of a fireplace or lounge on a windowsill. 

 

8. PURR-SUASION – We’ve all heard the phrase “puppy dog eyes” but “kitten eyes” seem to also have some persuasion. With their sweet innocence it makes them incredibly convincing and quick to give into their every need. Thus, giving them the power of “purr-suasion”. 

 

9. PRO-CAT-STINATION – You know when you’re walking down the hall and your cat is laying down somewhere on their back, looking fluffy and harmless? You can’t help but to sit down and pet them for a little while. This is a prime example of “pro-cat-stination. 

 

10. PAW-SITIVE – This cat word is both funny and cat related yet somewhat professional. We are paw-sitive that you will use this pun at least once a week and if not, you will at least think about it when using the word positive. 

 

We hope you have enjoyed our humor for the day and find yourself using these cat puns from time to time. We hope you have a paw-sitively claw-some day! 


Resource: www.hellogiggles.com


Posted by Ark Crew  | Category: Cat Comedy

9 ways to enjoy valentine's day with your pet

It’s Wednesday so todays wellness post we are going to give you 9 ways you can enjoy your Valentine’s Day with your pet. From a nice homemade dinner to a playlist with all your favorite songs, don’t forget to show your pet just how much you love them by showering them with one of these 9 ideas. 

Enjoy Dinner for Two – Take the time to cook up a nice pet friendly homemade meal that you both can enjoy together. Not only does your pet deserve a delicious meal so do you! What says I love you more than a few pieces of meaty steak chunks for your furry friend?

 

Watch a Movie Together – Pick a good rom-com to watch on Valentine’s Day. Nothing is better than curling up on your couch in your jammies snuggled up to your sweet pet. Bonus if the movie includes a fluffy sidekick. 

Get Them a Box Full of Love – Gifting your pet with their favorite toys and treats is the perfect way to show them you love them. Be sure to get a few toys that you can play with too, like a ball for fetch or a laser for cat tag. Being able to interact with your pet makes it even more special. Be sure to check out our selection of toys and treats at Slobberbones Bakery & Market. Our crew is there to help pick out the best treats for your four-legged friend. 

 

Take a Bubble Bath – If your pup likes bath time, then Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to give them that bubble bath that is long overdue. Getting your pet squeaky clean is also a bonus for you because a clean dog makes cuddle time that much better. 

Make a Love Jar – Every time you think of a reason you love your pet, write it down and put it in a jar. Then next Valentine’s Day, take them out and read them to your pet. Reading this a year later will make you fall in love with your pet all over again.

 

Give a Massage – Who doesn’t like a good old fashion massage? Give your pet a massage this Valentine’s Day. You can incorporate hand tools like a tennis ball to help alleviate stiffness or tension. 

 

Write a Love Letter – Getting your pet a Valentine’s Day card and writing a sweet love note to them. Getting all your feelings out on a blank page is invigorating, to say the least and we can’t think of anyone more deserving than your pet who loves you unconditionally. 

Make a Playlist – Everyone loves music, even our furry friends. Create a playlist that both you and your pet can enjoy. Play the list throughout the day and dance around and sing along. We are sure you will have your pup howling along in no time. 

  

Donate to Your Favorite Shelter or Rescue in Your Dog’s Name - Your pet already has the best gift…you. However, there are several cats and dogs that are still looking for their forever homes. This Valentine’s Day donate to your local shelter or rescue in your dog’s name. That’s a great way to gift not only yourself and your pet, but the pets in the shelter too!

We hope you and your pets have a wonderful day celebrating. Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us here at The Ark Pet Spa & Hotel!


Resource: www.barkpost.com

Posted by Ark Crew  | Category: Pet Wellness

Responsible pet owners month

February is designated Responsible Pet Owners month. We all would like to think that we are responsible pet owners but every now and then we might have a slip and possibly let one of our pet responsibilities fall off our plate. We hope that the list below will be helpful reminders of your pet parent duties. 

1. Make Them Part of the Family – Pets especially dogs, need companionship. They are traditionally pack creatures and need the warmth and love that comes with living indoors with their family. 

 

2. Pet Proof Your House – Much like you would for a small child, taking a scan of your house to make sure it is pet friendly should be something you do often. Research what household products and foods that can harm your pet and making sure they are securely put away and out of pet reach.

 

3. Care for Your Pet – Routine visits to the vet and groomer are necessary. Staying on top of your pet’s health is important. Making sure vaccines are always up to date as well as a simple checkup can help save your pets life. 

4. Spay and Neuter Your Pet – Studies have shown that pets who are spayed and neutered live healthier, longer lives. It is also said that spayed and neutered pets are less likely to develop behavior problems. 

 

5. Always Keep an ID Tag on Your Pet – Having your pet wear an ID Tag will be helpful in the event that your pet wonders from home. Having a phone number along with the pet’s name are vital information that should always be on your pet. Having your pet microchipped is another great way to help your pet return back to you safely. 

 

6. Train Your Pet to Understand Obedience – Teaching your dog basic commends like “sit” and “stay” are helpful direction ques that could save your pets life in an emergency situation. If your pet doesn’t know these commends yet, try teaching them by using treats.

7. Give Them the Exercise They Need – Just like humans, pets need regular exercise to stay fit. Most pets will act out if they aren’t given the proper outlet to release stored up energy. Taking your dog for daily walks or spending a little extra time playing with your cat can be the answer 

 

8. Feed Them Properly – Being knowledgeable on the type of food as well as the amount of food you are giving your pet is important. Keeping your pet on a regular, portion-controlled diet will help with weight management and also help to prevent weight related health problems.

 

9. Socialize Your Pet – Did you know that when your pet meets new people and pets it helps improve their confidence? Spending time at the dog park or scheduling a doggy playdate will be beneficial and helpful in socializing. 


10. Love Your Pet – We all know pets love unconditionally. You are their world and they crave your love, attention and care. Be sure you are mirroring that love and show them the love and attention they deserve. 

 Happy Responsible Pet Owners Month from all of us here at The Ark Pet Spa & Hotel.


*Resource: www.petsafe.net 

Posted by Ark Crew  | Category: Pet Wellness

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